Don't Make Your Woman Angry I've made plenty of women angry. Heck, I have made an art form of it, partly because I am like the Air Traffic Control of crazy women. But in all the homocidal rages I have incurred in women from 9 countries on 3 continents, I have never actually had a woman stab me because I wouldn't have sex with her. Sure, I could understand it if they are a little petulant, maybe even downright heartbroken - my sweet lovin' is that good. But so far, except for my chick throwing my signed Joe DiMaggio baseball through a window I have been pretty lucky. But you can't be too careful, so I placed my order for a cool science fiction space suit. It's as supple as I am but as hard as armor like ... well, like I am. So I am now ready for a lifetime of romance. Why is my little twinkie so lucky? Because as we grow older she will look more and more like me.