In Case You Ever Have To Choose Between Toilet Water and Ice Well, in a restaurant in Florida, that is - which should you go for? This slightly unscientific survey says choose the toilet water. Who did the study? Jasmine Roberts, a 12 year old girl in Florida, that's who. And we all take our guidance from pre-teen girls. When she's 30, she can be my toilet monkey. Until then, she should keep her yap shut. I will use the ice if I want, no matter how filthy it is. But I don't need ice because I have stories about Robin Williams to keep me warm. He was at Scores West getting lap dances until 5AM. Did you even know Robin Williams was not gay? I didn't. Oh, wait. Scores girl Katherine said, "I was trying to dance for him, but he kept making me laugh by making funny faces and noises." Yep, definitely gay. I can't figure out that Robin Williams but then again I can't figure out why the Spanish Flu, the epidemic that killed 50 million people in 1918/9, was known as French Flu in Spain. Or why one in 18 people has a third nipple. But I'm not here to make judgments, unless it's deciding that the title of the sequel to "Brokeback Mountain" should be Penis Party or Homo On The Range or "Brokeback Fishermen": Decide for yourself.