How To Demoralize A Basketball Team The only thing worse than the mafia is a gay, Jewish mafia. It combines all of the worst things about any society; violence, repressed sexuality and difficult mothers with blue hair. I warned you about Hollywood's gay Jewish mafia in 2002. Because I was shocked at what they did to fellow homosexual Jewish Hollywood mogul Michael Ovitz, what with stealing his boyfriend and getting all up in his business and stuff. So maybe they thought they would advance their secret mafia cause by making a movie about gay cowboys that wasn't even a comedy but it seems to be backfiring on them, no matter how many awards they give it and no matter how many girls tell me the scene where the one gay cowboy tears off his jeans to mount the other gay cowboy is really hot. Gonzaga University, a fine, small school that has recently become a big basketball powerhouse, has had to ask its students to stop referring to opponents as "Brokeback Mountain." Because they think it is bad that young people use homosexual innuendo to disrupt the morale of the opposing basketball team. Basketball is war, people, and nothing brings out the berserker rage like repressed homosexuality. And, really, what's the harm? I once sat and watched two friends go at each other with "You play basketball like a girl" and then "No, you play basketball like a girl" and its many variations for 8 straight hours. This is why I was in wrestling instead. There is nothing less gay than wrestling. You'd think Hollywood would be thanking Gonzaga students for all of the free publicity. But no, they resent that they have become part of the American lexicon - namely the part of the American lexicon that refers to homosexual fairy-boys who can't hoop.