Sienna Miller Sends Her Guy Packing Again
I'm all for nutso chicks. Especially nutso hot chicks. I am kind of like the Air Traffic Control of crazy women. I don't care which airline you are on, I just want to make sure we all land safely. So bring it on.
But Sienna Miller is something special. Now the word is she has kicked out that Jude Law guy again, who has some shockingly awful taste in women, and is canoodling with the older dork version of Darth Vader. Not the annoying little kid from Episode 1 but the pouty, whiny adult from Episodes 2 and 3. You know, the one you actually enjoyed seeing get chopped in half because he was such a putz. Speculation is this is yet another publicity stunt of hers.
I don't believe that for a second because why would she need any more publicity? The girl is friggin' career-rejuvenating magic. She got Jude Law back in the spotlight when he was three steps from making infomercials, the guy she boned after him suddenly became James Bond and now I bet she is about to earn the worst actor of 2005 an Academy Award in 2007 for a movie I will never even see.
I'm tempted to become an actor just so I can hang out with her. I am sure I will suck at it but after basking in her arcane, ability-enhancing glow for a short while, I will be making more money than Ben Affleck.
Come to think of it, with his lack of talent, how does that guy get any work at all? I bet he boned Sienna Miller, that's how.