Nick Lachey Is Not An Idiot I know, I know, you are surprised to hear this coming from my blog, since he screwed it up with a hot, outrageously rich girl who pretty much saved herself for him - and because the only kinky thing he could think to do with her was wear her shoes. So historically he has been an idiot but at least he is rebounding nicely. He's now dating a girl, Miss Kentucky or something (i.e. nobody) and I saw in a picture on Superficial.com that she looks like this: Which isn't bad for Nick Lachey, who says that even without Jessica Simpson he has a pretty good life. Now, I am not a breast man but I have to admire the aesthetics of what he has going on here, at least in this picture. Scott Stapp, on the other hand, is still an idiot. At least according to Kid Rock, who doesn't mind a sex tape as much as he minds not getting paid for his performance on it. I have to agree with that. You think I wasn't worried the last time I heard about an internet sex tape? I sure was. Sweety goes batshit crazy about that kind of thing so I was relieved when it turned out to be Colin Farrell. But even getting busted with an internet sex tape wouldn't be as idiotic as calling the police to report that your drugs were stolen. However, I am not always as smart as you think I am. I watched this girl shave her legs on a train in Japan and didn't get her number - you know, for my brother. That's truly idiotic.