Best Reason To Watch American Idol
No, it's not to see Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul have sex, though he seems willing. It's to see these O'Donohue twins. Only one of them is competing because the other one seems to have had some kind of throat surgery. Wait ... I am supposed to like the one who can't sing LESS than the one competing? I doubt that. If I had my way, all women would have to get approval from me before they could even talk, much less sing. And none of them could wear jeans without my express permission.
And no emo haircuts. Ever.
See the O'Donohues from their 2004 Maxim shoot here. And the only picture that is important is this one, because they are wearing cool outfits: