I Told You The New James Bond Was a Wuss
It was only Sienna Miller's career-enhancing vagina that got him the job anyway. After she dumped him, they couldn't even get a b-list actress to star alongside the guy, so they settled for some crazy French bag lady and then he broke his teeth trying to be a man.
Not enough proof he is a nancy-boy? Turns out he can't even drive an Aston-Martin. Because he doesn't know how to drive a stick-shift.
Sheesh. I turned down being The Shadow ( though we saw how that turned out for them ) and Matthew McConaughey beat me out for Dirk Pitt only because he provided weed. If they make a Travis McGee movie without me, I am going ape-shit.
Though what do you think about remaking My Name Is Nobody, only with me as Nobody and Tom Selleck as Jack Beauregard? I bet it could work.