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9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

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7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

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2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

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1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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Last Brokeback Mountain Post For February



I feel like I have really held back. And if this thing wins an Oscar next week, all Hell will break loose on the humor front. But I am done for now.

However, in case you are just catching up, see all of the Brokeback Mountain parodies here.

Someone sent me a copy of this picture from the Gateway theater in Ft. Lauderdale. I guess the owners decided to get right to the heart of the matter and have an all gay movie night. So I went to the website and copied the actual showtime schedule and - presto - humor ensues. It's good when the job is this easy.

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