Why You Don't Need Jessica Simpson Because this dancing Jessica Simpson is actually more fun than the real Jessica Simpson would be. Just move your mouse around and she - yes - dances. So you can enjoy her prosthetic butt without actually having to hear her talk. And, while you're there making Jessica Simpson dance like a hot little sock monkey, check out sneak attack photos of people having sex in cars. Finally, because "Brokeback Mountain" is so topical I have even had it three times this week on my blog, you should know that pirated DVDs of the movie made it to Turkey before the official release. And here is the title they went with: What does that mean in Turkce talk, if you're not up on your Turkic/Mongolian-derived languages like I am? You guessed it: "Faggot Cowboys." Thanks to spearhead.com for the picture and iyi akshamlar to all the rest of you.