Here's To Prosthetic Butts Not that I read Cosmopolitan, but if I did, and it had an article about the ridiculous lengths women will go to in order to convince you they are hotter than they are, I would tell you about it. So I am. They even go so far as to boldly state that Jessica Simpson wore butt inserts to fill out her 'daisy dukes.' We have discussed it here before and determined she was the wrong person to be Daisy Duke anyway but let's revisit it again. Look at the girl on the left and then look at Jessica Simpson on the right and you decide: And she's just some girl I met last weekend at a Bolivian porno shoot. I can't even remember her name so imagine if I was really trying to find a hot girl to wear a pair of shorts.