The Scientific Community Gives Jessica Alba An Award What Award, you ask, since she is pretty much an illiterate sock monkey? She gets the coveted Science 'Good Girl' Award for this picture: God bless the magic of 2-D visualization. What prize did she get? She received a pearl necklace. The World Cup 3rd place match is today* so it is off to the gym early, wearing my ( get one of your own here ) "We might suck at soccer but at least our babies aren't starving" t-shirt, where I will do four minutes of cardio followed by some light weights while watching "Punk'd" reruns. Scientists aren't born looking like this, you know. *Germany versus Mexico. Or Portugal. Anyway, it's one of those third world countries where they have no word for 'humor.'