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Woody Allen Gets Creepier



There hasn't been such an unabashed pedophile since Roman Polanski - though if you saw Sharon Tate at the end of The Wrecking Crew and the way she was so hot she warped the very fabric of time and space you can understand why he spent his life trying to replace her after Chuck Manson took an axe to her - but at least Roman Polanski had the dignity to flee to France when he got busted.

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Like the French even notice yet another old guy chasing around girls 50 years younger than he is. Woody Allen isn't fleeing his demons, though. He gives interviews about them. Okay, "pedophile" probably isn't the right word and as people of science we should be clear in our speech. Woody didn't actually take nude photographs ( and get busted ) and later marry his not-really-my-daughter, Soon-Yi Previn, until she was 22. But I bet they made out before then.

Magically, Scarlett Johansson is approaching that 22 age and Allen, now a frisky, 71, says she is "sexually overwhelming."

Soon-Yi is getting a little long in the tooth. He can claim Viagra gives him gas and that is why they haven't had sex since he filmed Match Point but no one is fooled. Especially not Soon-Yi.

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