The Hoff Strikes Again - But This Time His Wife Strikes Back
It's become something of a national pastime to ridicule David Hasselhoff. Sure, he tried to take credit for the fall of the Berlin Wall and he'll act as strange as you want if you pay him in Australian money, but I am here to stand up for The Hoff.
He and Mrs. Hoff are getting a divorce, you see. She said he physically abused her, he said she was too hopped up on Vicadin to notice. She hinted he once broke her nose, he said something along the lines of 'She is confusing me with her plastic surgeon.'
Now she's taking it to the airwaves. That's right, she has gone nuclear. Everyone knows that the way to stop spousal abuse is to make a pop album and get rich. But that's just what she is doing. I weep for The Hoff. Sure he could singlehandedly end Communism and make America's highways safe for fey talking cars but I don't think he's ready for the whirlwind that will surround him when a 50-year-old spurned woman starts recording music about him.