Science Hasn't Yet Invented A Way To Make The Right Women Get Naked - We'll Work On That Ashlee Simpson won't get naked, even for $4 million - and, you have to admit, after her excellent new prosthetic face, she looks almost human, so she might be worth seeing naked: Meanwhile, Britney Spears won't put on clothes: How much do we have to pay for her to stop getting naked? Finally, after her new prosthetic mouth, Hilary Duff looks less like a duck and more like a horse: So it's a good day for science and chicks - if you are on The Island of Doctor Moreau, that is. What's the over-under on teeth lost in a cage match between Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson anyway? I bet I am taking the Over.