Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Bringing you the dark genius of Dostoyevsky
combined with the divine, intelligent humor of Pynchon
since spring 2002


What Cool Scientists Are Wearing



  • Click Here To Get Your Own Cool Science Guy Stuff!
Sites Cool Scientists Are Reading
  • Science & Supermodels
  • Scientific Blogging
  • Build Cool Stuff!
  • We Are Scientists
  • Sex And The Beach
  • The Grunt
  • The Mighty Dyckerson
  • Blog Portland
  • Mo Comedy
  • RevRee
  • Chatoyance
  • Crystal Village
  • Misogynous Portuguese
  • M-Visions
  • Forever Geek
  • Geek Logik
  • Michelle's Spell
  • Issy
Top 10 Reasons My Faster-Than-Light Car Rules:

10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.

7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
  • Subscribe

  • Making the world safe
    for technology,
    one comedic punch
    to the throat at a time.


  • Add to Technorati Favorites!
  • Subscribe in NewsGator Online
  • Subscribe with Bloglines

Previous Scientific Goodness

  • Hilary Swank Says She's Not Getting Divorced Becau...

  • M.A.F.I.A.MAFIA is an acronym for Morte Alle Franc...

  • Oops ... and Happy 4thI am all for unnecessary Con...

  • Woody Allen Gets CreepierThere hasn't been such an...

  • Even If You're Fat And Rich, You're Still ScrewedB...

  • The Hoff Loses His Hand In The Cloud CityIf you're...

  • Gene Simmons Can Be Sued For Defamation But, Stran...

  • The Hoff Strikes Again - But This Time His Wife St...

  • Want To Cure Global Warming? Make Really Big Sung...

  • Have An Older Brother? You're Probably GayI am in...

Blah, Blah, Blah

  • Subscribe in NewsGator Online
  • unique IPs to-date
  • Top Technology Blogs
  • Site Feed
  • iPing-it!
  • Listed on BlogShares

  • Other Places
    To Find Me

    Powered by Blogger



Science Hasn't Yet Invented A Way To Make The Right Women Get Naked - We'll Work On That



Ashlee Simpson won't get naked, even for $4 million - and, you have to admit, after her excellent new prosthetic face, she looks almost human, so she might be worth seeing naked:

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Meanwhile, Britney Spears won't put on clothes:

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

How much do we have to pay for her to stop getting naked?

Finally, after her new prosthetic mouth, Hilary Duff looks less like a duck and more like a horse:

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

So it's a good day for science and chicks - if you are on The Island of Doctor Moreau, that is. What's the over-under on teeth lost in a cage match between Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson anyway? I bet I am taking the Over.

posted by your friendly neighborhood Moderator at 8:33 AM
Email This Cutting-Edge Humor
Direct Link This Post
or Add to del.icio.us or even Digg me.
0 attempts to be as funny as a scientist


Comments on ""

 

post a comment