The Only Reason To Watch TV I told you Stacy Kiebler was going to be a star a long time ago. Because if there's one thing I know, it's women with legs longer than my car. Not only is she genuinely nice - in point of fact, I have never met a professional wrestler, male or female, without impeccable manners and courtesy - but she can shake it in a way crazy lumps of untalented grease like J-Lo only wish they could. But you're reading this blog so you know I know what I am talking about. It isn't as ridiculous as Colin Farrell getting rehab advice from Kate Moss or the Spice Girls having a reunion tour without Sporty Spice. I just haven't had any feelings for Posh Spice since I found out she has plastic jubblies.