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Posh Spice Has Plastic Boobies



I was always more of a Scary Spice fan myself so I don't pay much attention to Posh Spice news. If she weren't nailing the most famous footie player in the world, I am sure she would have the name recognition of Lisa Loeb by now. So I admit little surprise upon learning she has plastic jubblies.

I remain surprised, however, that she has never read a book. I don't have a ton of patience for dumb chicks. Even when they're hot, naked and dumb. Well, okay, sometimes if they're hot, naked and dumb. Like weekends. And my birthday.

But Posh Spice is dumb yet still has enough money to buy Abraham Lincoln's brain, if she wanted to. I have to respect that.

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