Sometimes Humor Just Makes Itself
This is why Tom Cruise usually makes sure he controls his hand puppets a little better.
I'm all for pregnant women. Especially women pregnant with my children. And statistically speaking there is just as much chance that I am the father of Katie Holmes' child as there is of it being Tom Cruise. But even staring at her with the happy glow of knowing she is carrying my critter around I would have to ask her what in hell she is wearing. And why. And to stop. And to bring me a Grande Mocha.
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