Kate Moss Doesn't Respect Sienna Miller
Talk about a conflict. Sienna Miller is the kind of apeshit nutso chick I usually go for but Kate Moss told me she didn't give me an STD after all. So how do I choose between them?
I was only pretending it was difficult to choose between Sienna and supermodels when Liz Hurley got in a cat fight with our favorite crazy lady of 2006 so far. Mostly because Hugh Grant apparently couldn't even get a
But Kate Moss is a deviant supermodel of another stripe. She is ... wait, in case you don't know most supermodels, grab a seat ... addicted to cocaine. And that means bizarre sex on command. Clearly Liz Hurley never did cocaine or she would have been able to please her man a little better. So when Kate Moss says Sienna Miller should stick to acting I sit up and take notice.
We know supermodeling is tough work. Linda Evangelista said it best when she issued forth this divine wisdom: "It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher." Amen. And she is my age so she has gained some wisdom. Do I look better than she does today? You betcha. I drove her to SFO after a weekend visit and I mentioned that in passing and she wasn't too happy about it but you decide for yourself:
Yeah. Told you.