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Heidi Klum Is Not A Natural Model



It turns out German supermodel Heidi Kulm is shocked by her catwalk success because she apparently didn't know how to smile until someone offered her $20,000 a day to do it.



Did they teach her how to grab Seal's butt also? Because she is pretty good at that. One of the greatest signs that God has a sense of humor is that I am writing this blog and someone who looks like Seal is throwing Heidi Klum around a Motel 6 right now.

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