Tom Cruise Wants To Sue England And not just for blood pudding. Though that would make sense. He wants to sue for South Park. Those scamps at the show have gotten under his skin by having a 'Tom Cruise' character hide in the closet while all of his close friends try to coax him out of the closet. When will they do an episode where they try to coax me out of Rebecca Romijn? (you're pushing it, Galileo. I put up with Jessica Simpson but I am not putting up with Rebecca Romijn - Sweety) Anyway, back to Tom Cruise. Do you get it? Tom Cruise in the closet? Being coaxed out of the closet by Nicole Kidman and everyone else? Yeah. South Park is a real threat to him with that humor. But stations in the UK have apparently declined to show the episode because they are worried about getting a lawsuit. Do not fear, British vassals of we stronger Americans. I have come to the rescue. Enjoy the Tom Cruise South Park episode here. And enjoy his new Katie Holmes talking action puppet here.