Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split Up
Sure, I know, it's only some piece of gossip started to grab headlines but that's what the internet is for; to propagate unfounded rumors until they take on a life of their own. I am just doing my part. Apparently the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have conceived a child has unnerved her and it has caused some real friction between Aniston and Vaughn. Well, duh.
Anyway, what did she expect? They split up because she didn't want kids, right? She wanted to work on whatever she calls her career. He's Brad Pitt ... she's about as hot as an assistant manager I could pick up at any Gap store in the mall. That's why I won't even bother to put up her picture. That, plus I think an angel dies every time someone looks at her and Halle Berry on the same web page.
I can help, Jennifer. I am already willing to impregnate Halle Berry so I can do the same thing for you too.
You messed up with Brad Pitt. Don't make the same mistake with me.