Hilary Swank Trying To Save Her Marriage It's a sad day for humor when this is the best fodder I can get. On the surface I'm glad someone in Hollywood doesn't run off and adopt a much hotter girl's children at the first sign of trouble. On the other hand I am a little torqued up that people are actually applauding this kid as if she is some kind of hero for doing what ordinary people do every day. So what is their problem? Some of it may be that he is kind of a skinny dweeb with no prospects and she has an Oscar and looks like this: So she pretty much wants to step up to someone who does not look like her little sister. She can't just come out and say that so she has to do this dance before kicking him to the curb. And what does she mean when she says they are trying to save their marriage anyway? Is their marriage a puppy trapped inside a car that's just careened into a lake? Should you be talking about your marriage to celebrity whore-mongers while you're at an awards ceremony no one watches? People, I have written whole books on saving marriages and I can tell you that airing your problems out in public is not the way to do it. Nor is hiring a hitman to whack your husband. What does work then? It's easy. Hire a concubine. Oh, and my humor blog day just got rescued. Nothing is a bigger ticking timebomb up against the clock counting down the tenuous 15 minutes of fame for a rich brat like Paris Hilton than having to deny that she pisses all over herself in cabs.