Tom Cruise Has The Perfect Gift For Katie Holmes
I don't know what you would be thinking if your actor boyfriend gave you a gift that was actually just a DVD collection of every movie he ever made but Katie Holmes has to be crawling out of her skin just about now. No promise of a movie career could be worth this.
We already know he controls her like some deranged puppet master but I am okay with that. Controlling a younger woman like a deranged puppet master actually sounds kinda hot.
But giving her a gift of movies I made is where even I would draw the line. It sounds like the kind of attention-whoring ego stroke that surpasses even my ability to comprehend it. And I am some kind of needy attention whore, believe me.
Of course, the only movies I have made were pretty much done with hidden cameras in my bedroom so I suspect my chick doesn't even want to know she is in them much less get a whole collection of the women who came before her.