Halle Berry Wants To Have My Baby
| By the time she's 40, no less. I want her to have my baby by the time she's 40. This doesn't give me a lot of time. So she can have my baby and I can look at her every day while I try to impregnate her. Though with my luck my super sperm would do the job right away. She's dating some ridiculous male model but all I have to do to replace him is ... wait for it, wait for it ... yes, all I have to do is lose some muscle mass and shrink my enormous penis. I hope the wait was worth it.  |
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post a commentThe wait was worth it.
Don't shrink your monster for Halle, it's not worth it!
Then tell her to dump her Versace model or I will. I swear I will.
I wish you could have kept her busy and pregnant a while ago so I wouldn't have to see her again in X-men 3
Hey, that's (one of) the mother(s) of my children you are talking about. I'd smack around X-Men 3 if I had the time but I am too busy writing a book on prosthetic butts.