"There's a central dumbness to her"
What do I do when I am just too darn tired to ridicule celebrities? I let other celebrities do it for me. Who knew Mick Jagger could be so funny? Heck, I didn't even know Madonna was still alive.
And Boy George on Prince: "He looks like a dwarf that fell into a vat of pubic hair."
I mean, you're getting made fun of by BOY GEORGE. How lame are you when that guy is getting laughs at your expense? I come up with all kinds of crazy insults. Some work and some don't. Calling someone a 'homosexual clown farmer' for example, will always get a laugh out of me.
Celebrities kicking other celebrities. 2006 is starting off right. I haven't been this happy at the beginning of a year since 1981, when at age 15 I discovered I had to go from Magnum to Magnum XL condoms.