Best Onscreen Orgasms: Discuss I'm a fan of lists and the end of the year will always be chock full of them, but it's nice to tackle something that isn't just 2005, so check out this take on ten great Hollywood orgasms. Their number one much makes me cringe, but that's just because I think the actress has always been one of those crazy bag ladies I don't want to see at all on screen much less imagine in the throes of passion. And, if we're talking 'great' it doesn't have to be sexy, just memorable, so I would have put Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet" a higher. Because you just can't forget him in that creepy sort of way. However, the best orgasm I have ever seen on film doesn't even make their list. It was in "Enemy At The Gates." It was crowded, quiet and late ... and not exactly in the kind of movie you would expect it to be in, which made it even better.