Enrique Iglesias Wants You To Know His Penis Is Not Small If you're like me, your first thought was "Who the hell is Enrique Iglesias?" Then I remembered, yeah, he's the guy married to Buffy The Vampire Slayer. No, wait, that isn't him at all. This guy is apparently related to a famous singer ... or he's supposed to be some kind of singer himself. But that isn't what made him famous. Being on my blog made him famous. Why is he on my blog? For being the kind of attention-lusting famewhore who goes out of his way to tell the world he has a small penis and then has to talk about how he doesn't actually have a small penis. I am betting he does. When a guy goes out of his way to tell you it's a hassle being unable to find extra-small condoms, he is sending a message. I am betting he didn't have to send the message to his girlfriend, named Anna Kournikova. I think she would be famous too, if she were either hot or a good tennis player. Instead, she is famous for dating famous people. And isn't she Russian? I bet she doesn't need to be told he is extra small. I had sex with a Russian supermodel once and she made me stop so she could look at it. I am telling you, Russian men must be huge.