Patrick Swayze Wants To Be Cool Again
That's right, Patrick Swayze is making a rap album. I haven't been this excited since MC Hammer signed with Death Row Records to do hardcore gangsta.
Swayze recently said he was experimenting with “rap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.” Whatever the hell that means. I think he should be out there making Red Dawn II. I giggle at the thought of those Cubans invading us every single time I watch the original.