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Celebrity Couple Fights In Public



I can't speak for you but I'd rather go into a homeless shelter and have sex with the first girl who didn't throw cat poop at me than sleep with this girl, who Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with.

Seriously, unless her vagina is made of heroin I can't see any reason at all a guy could be so mind-numbingly stupid to think it was a good idea to sleep with her and lose Sienna Miller all at the same time. It's the most shocking case of poor judgment and bad taste since Bill Clinton and whatever-her-name was. Only Jude Law had the good taste not to do it in the Oval Office. On Easter Sunday.

Yet somehow these two keep coming back for more. So they had a big fight at some restaurant no one cares about and stormed off and this is news. Jude, you can get another girl. Sienna ... well, don't even get me started on who you can have.

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