Do I Look Like A Movie Star To You?
|Sure, that celebrity recognition thing told me I looked like Jackie Chan, the Quantum Leap guy and the creepy rock star with a pig fixation* all in one outrageously sexy package, but I don't believe any of that. They only keep 4,000 pictures in their database and none of them are ugly.|
What really fries my synapses is when people confuse me for someone incredibly offensive to anyone over the age of eight. Imagine being at a Halloween party, obviously dressed as a totally sweet Ninja, and having people continually ask if I am that kid in Star Wars - Not the annoying little one from Episode 1 but the pouty, whiny adult from Episodes 2 and 3. You know, the one you actually enjoyed seeing get chopped in half because he was such a putz.
I don't get it. It just makes no sense.
Happy Halloween. And just for fun, go here and read yourself a scary story.
*He was raised just northwest of where I lived in PA and, apparently, even in high school Reznor had that creepy pig fixation. To hear them talk about it, it was a lot creepier then. No kidding. But remind me to thank him for "Closer To God" some day. Enigma may make the best make-out music but for plain ole "let's wreck some furniture" good times, there's just nothing better than than Nine-Inch-Nails classic.