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2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

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1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

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Do I Look Like A Movie Star To You?



Sure, that celebrity recognition thing told me I looked like Jackie Chan, the Quantum Leap guy and the creepy rock star with a pig fixation* all in one outrageously sexy package, but I don't believe any of that. They only keep 4,000 pictures in their database and none of them are ugly.

What really fries my synapses is when people confuse me for someone incredibly offensive to anyone over the age of eight. Imagine being at a Halloween party, obviously dressed as a totally sweet Ninja, and having people continually ask if I am that kid in Star Wars - Not the annoying little one from Episode 1 but the pouty, whiny adult from Episodes 2 and 3. You know, the one you actually enjoyed seeing get chopped in half because he was such a putz.

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I don't get it. It just makes no sense.

Happy Halloween.  And just for fun, go here and read yourself a scary story.


*He was raised just northwest of where I lived in PA and, apparently, even in high school Reznor had that creepy pig fixation. To hear them talk about it, it was a lot creepier then. No kidding. But remind me to thank him for "Closer To God" some day. Enigma may make the best make-out music but for plain ole "let's wreck some furniture" good times, there's just nothing better than than Nine-Inch-Nails classic.

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Comments on "Do I Look Like A Movie Star To You?"

 

Blogger Crystal said ... (1:21 PM) : 

clearly you are a samuri. star wars characters don't wear those cameltoe boots.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:28 PM) : 

Thank you Crystal! See folks? And she's really looking!

 

Blogger Barbarian02003 said ... (7:51 AM) : 

How could they have confused the two? Hello, you don't have the flowy cape/tunic thing, and you're not weeping abou the death of your beloved. You also don't have that annoying piece of hair thing that makes all the Jedi's look like Boy George wanna-bes. Jeez.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:12 AM) : 

I know! It seems intuitive but for Halloween costumes maybe they think you don't have to look exactly alike.

P.S. You left out "You are also outrageously sexy and he is not."

 

Blogger Issy said ... (11:09 AM) : 

Hey Barbarian, remember when I dressed up for your wedding and nobody could guess what I was? They guessed Swiss Miss chick, Heidi. . . but not Catholic School Whore which is what I dressed as. How many coco boxes do you see a blonde with knee boots and skirt that barely covers their continuously growing ass?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:11 PM) : 

Yeah Barbarian, how many??? Huh? Huh?

I don't suppose there is photo documentation of this. You were all over the mythical "Vampirella" pic too.

 

Blogger Barbarian02003 said ... (7:14 AM) : 

I have photo. I share for price.

Oh, and you are also outrageously sexy and he is not.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:17 AM) : 

Perfect answer! It only took a little prompting. Next time I will just post comments for you.

And I don't PAY for porn. I can make it for free.

 

Blogger Issy said ... (10:25 AM) : 

Oh Barbarian! My wonderful friend! I am honored that you are pimping me out!

 

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