Do I Look Like A Movie Star To You?

Sure, that celebrity recognition thing told me I looked like Jackie Chan, the Quantum Leap guy and the creepy rock star with a pig fixation* all in one outrageously sexy package, but I don't believe any of that. They only keep 4,000 pictures in their database and none of them are ugly. What really fries my synapses is when people confuse me for someone incredibly offensive to anyone over the age of eight. Imagine being at a Halloween party, obviously dressed as a totally sweet Ninja, and having people continually ask if I am that kid in Star Wars - Not the annoying little one from Episode 1 but the pouty, whiny adult from Episodes 2 and 3. You know, the one you actually enjoyed seeing get chopped in half because he was such a putz. I don't get it. It just makes no sense. Happy Halloween.  And just for fun, go here and read yourself a scary story. *He was raised just northwest of where I lived in PA and, apparently, even in high school Reznor had that creepy pig fixation. To hear them talk about it, it was a lot creepier then. No kidding. But remind me to thank him for "Closer To God" some day. Enigma may make the best make-out music but for plain ole "let's wreck some furniture" good times, there's just nothing better than than Nine-Inch-Nails classic.