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The Spanish Celebrate Cinco de Mayo By Annexing Mexico



Presidente del Gobierno José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero of Spain said the Spanish Republic has decided to celebrate Cinco de Mayo by revoking Mexican independence:

"It has always been a common misperception that the 5th of May is a celebration of Mexican independence from Spain. This is not correct, is is actually a celebration of victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, but we know that no one can really be proud of defeating the French so the mistake is understandable. In truth, we never agreed to Mexican independence anyway so we are simply revoking it."



Almuneda Fernandez is Spanish, not Mexican, but it still might be nice to annex her



Reporters asked Zapatero how the Mexicans might react to claims they are still owned by Spain.

"We have been fascinated for some time by Mexican claims that California, for example, was stolen from them by America. We had California for 300 years and Mexico had it for 20. So in the spirit of fairness, we will also be annexing California.

"We wish the Mexicans a happy Cinco de Mayo. It was a great victory for Spain and we remain proud of it. We encourage our Mexican subjects to call the new governors we are sending from Spain traditional names like 'Don Raphael' and we ask you not to bother with the whole Zorro thing this time - unless it's that George Hamilton version. He was pretty good."

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Comments on "The Spanish Celebrate Cinco de Mayo By Annexing Mexico"

 

Blogger Chris Wilson said ... (5:37 PM) : 

I'm reminded of Germany in WW2 being forced by the allies to fight a 2 front war. Ultimately this ate their lunch for them. If Spain sends a tank and a heavily armored prop plane, we can say goodbye to the illegal invasion, so consumed with national pride, the Mexicans will abandon their claims on our blessed state.

 

Blogger Chris Wilson said ... (5:38 PM) : 

They can leave their hot women though.

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (1:07 AM) : 

Does this mean that our lawns won't get mowed this summer?

 

Blogger James Burnett said ... (5:31 PM) : 

You're right, this is a funny blog. Found it through Manola at Sex on the Beach.

Good stuff. I'll be back to read more.

 

Blogger Chief Scientist said ... (6:52 PM) : 

Chris,

I know you wrote a bunch of stuff but all I saw was --- -- -- --- - - hot women --- --

Mr. Grunt,

Of course your lawn will get mowed. What will all your women do when they aren't servicing you?

James,

Manola is a real person? I thought that was Mighty Dyckerson pretending to be a girl. No girl can be as funny as that.

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (12:50 AM) : 

I'm blessed with women on my blog so long as I don't mention the hotter women I date in real life, Cash.

Of course, you know how that goes.

Anyway, I like how you think. My lawn will get mowed after all!

 

Blogger Chief Scientist said ... (8:03 PM) : 

I don't know nothin' about nothin'.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:58 AM) : 

Hey! You wanna know what else goes great with Cinco de Mayo besides chips and salsa?? Latin Music!The best I can suggest goes by the name of Trio Caliente.
www.myspace.com/acmrecords

Their music is festive and full of energy. If you're having any celebrations today bump their single "Baila Me"
HAPPY Cinco de Mayo!!!!!!

 

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