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When Good Girls Go Bad



I guess the NY Times is just discovering that Halloween is the perfect time for women to let out their inner tramp.

Men knew this. Hell, we invented Halloween many years ago for no other reason than to get Celtic women out of those ill-fitting robes and into some cool outfits.

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Even seeing that picture makes me feel all piratey. If she were here I'd totally make her surrender her booty.

“It’s a night when even a nice girl can dress like a dominatrix and still hold her head up the next morning,” said Linda M. Scott, the author of Fresh Lipstick: Redressing Fashion and Feminism and a professor of marketing at the University of Oxford in England.

Here's some news for Linda. Every day is a good day to dress up like a dominatrix, whether you can hold up your head the next morning or not.

Should any of you happen to have good pictures of you dressed up like a dominatrix for Halloween, be sure to send them over and I will do a special "Hottest Halloween Girls Of Science" post and make you famous. Don't bother to send me fake ones. I have them all.

And should any of you happen to own one of these outfits, I will marry you right now*:

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*Marriage offer not available to residents of planet earth or the ethereal plane.

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Comments on "When Good Girls Go Bad"

 

Blogger Jay said ... (3:15 PM) : 

I'm emailing you pictures of myself right after I post this comment.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:23 PM) : 

You had better be Jolene Blalock under that mask.

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (8:09 PM) : 

I feel jipped. Sometimes I get on here and the photos don't load up. But, I do agree with what you are saying 100%. I'll spare you my pictures.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:33 PM) : 

I don't like the photos not loading. Sometime December or January I am hosting my own. This blogger crap annoys me.

 

Blogger LindzyPinzy said ... (9:25 AM) : 

i think im gonna do the opposite and dress up as something very unappealing like in raingear and a black tooth and a beard..as a fisherman!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:26 AM) : 

Lindzy, should you come to your senses and dress up as a nurse holding a candy cane - like all women should - do let us know.

 

Blogger Issy said ... (1:11 PM) : 

I actually have a suit like that for the boat! Only it's not red, but black. Hope you aren't biast about color cuz that's the only color I have!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:48 PM) : 

People, let's vote. I think it would be unfair to decide until Issy posts a picture.

What do you think??

 

Blogger Issy said ... (6:44 AM) : 

I'll see what I can find and put it on my post if I find anything on my blog. Fair enough?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:50 AM) : 

Issy, I am sure I speak for all men when I say, while we understand women infrequently at best, none of us understood that sentence.

So dress up like Vampirella, post it, and you will get 800 comments. Men are THAT creepy.

 

Blogger Ev said ... (1:02 PM) : 

I don't have an outfit like that, but one of my friends does.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:51 PM) : 

Is your friend the blonde on the right? And she's from Texas? There's nothing better than TX girls who have the hair color god intended them to have.

Hook me up. Be a pal.

 

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