Anderson Cooper Falls Victim To Angelina Jolie's Vagina
Something must explain his pandering, ridiculous interview - the like of which makes even Katie Couric seem like a hard-hitting journalist.
Witness this bit of in-depth questioning:
COOPER: What was it like actually giving birth? I mean, you had two children through adoption. What was it like?
Yes, he believes Angelina Jolie actually invented childbirth. I know, I know, he should be forgiven because she can make men do crazy things. Who's more of an expert on crazy chicks than me?
Had he consulted me, I could have told him her vagina is like a block of cocaine surrounded by diamond-encrusted tiaras. Even being in the same room is dangerous.
Maybe he thought her vagina would help his career? Silly boy. The career-enhancing vagina belongs to Sienna Miller.