Angelina Jolie Is A Black Widow Spider You think it's coincidence that the movie she chooses to make with Brad Pitt after apparently giving birth to Jesus is a biopic on slain journalist Daniel Pearl? Yeah, I don't think so either. So now that he has given forth his DNA she will take the opportunity to 'accidentally' cut off his head and eat him during the movie shoot. He should have seen it coming when she started collecting these dolls: Uma Thurman's eerie unwillingness to criticize ex-husband Ethan Hawke tells me she's in the Black Widow category also. Ladies, here is some relationship advice for you: we need you to hate us. That's how we know we got to you. Otherwise we're left with keeping your CDs for attention. Uma has a movie coming out later this month so she'll do anything for attention. Including, it seems, dating you.