Women We Love
Marit Larsen. Yeah, she's 23, but "Only a Fool" isn't even a single off her album and it is just about as perfect as you can get. And she writes her own songs. Plus, she's Norwegian and they mature faster so she is exempt from the age 30 requirement. She always sounds cheery and heartbroken at the same time - and I do love me some reclamation projects.
Buy this kid's music,because I expect a certain lifestyle if I am going to be a kept man and so she needs to make more money.
Sample "Only A Fool" here.