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Hasbro Takes A Stand For Female Empowerment



If by female empowerment you mean dressing like a tramp and doing what you can to be objectified by men, then the Pussycat Dolls are the perfect role model for your 6-year old. And Hasbro agreed and had those dolls ready to ship with a marketing blitz to youngsters on the way until a letter writing campaign by Brooklyn mom Lisa Flythe caused them to cancel the product line. Shame too. I was looking forward to a whole generation of these Pussycat-Doll-educated girls coming of age in 2018.

Thanks for nothing, soccer moms. Next you'll be expecting your daughters to make it in this world based on their intellects.

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