Teri Hatcher Gives Up Botox
She doesn't need Botox any more because she now has the head of Medusa on her shoulders. So she can pretty much turn anyone to stone if they don't like how she's aging.
If she doesn't want to look like a Greek myth with snakes for hair, she can get this guy to eat her, provided he can make time in his schedule after he cannibalizes Hugh Grant.
Oops, false alarm. "I want to eat people who are beautiful," says Arwin Miewes. So Teri Hatcher doesn't count, especially after the Botox holding her together wears off. Does Paula Abdul count? After her drunken slurring on American Idol, I am betting she doesn't. Even cannibals have to have some standards.
Finally, here is your Science Relationship Advice for the weekend of March 3rd: Make her happy when you’re out by calling her at 11 P.M. She’ll go to bed knowing she's on your mind, even if you’re doing Jell-O shots off some skank’s tummy.
That is all.