Non-Famous Mexican Couple Gets In A Fight
Why is this newsworthy? Because they blew up their house doing it. Now, the last time I got in a fight with my chick there was violence, sure, but it mostly involved ruined clothing and a broken table and not a small amount of Astro-Glide. There were certainly no homemade gasoline bombs, like these people used, and the knife was only for fun because I made her work for it before she could tie me up.
It's no secret I can enrage women but I have never had one fire a gun at me. I'll leave the Mr. & Mrs. Smith jokes to someone else because these people are not pretty enough to merit consideration for the sequel.
Apparently no Queso Fresco cheese was in the house. I can't imagine what else would cause such a ruckus. Some people hire hitmen over the stuff. Irma Contreras' only comment about Juan Espinosa was that she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
Mexican women rule.