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10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

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7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

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5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

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Jennifer Aniston Inconvenienced By Death Of Therapist



"Really? Is this some kind of cosmic joke?" she says was her reaction on hearing about the death of her therapist in December, 2004.

"I knew that in 2005 I would have to break up with Brad Pitt and use the publicity to get some movie roles. It was either that or sign up for that damn FRIENDS reunion special. Losing a key therapist that late in the game, just as I arrived at the threshold to this grand door, was devastating."

Aniston said her goals for 2006 will be to go around the world adopting as many children as she can - because that's what worked for Angelina Jolie.

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