Girls Give Hope To Ugly Guys Everywhere Part 3 As I write this, a guy who looks like Seal ( because he is ) is throwing Heidi Klum around a Red Roof Inn and Christina Aguilera is married to a guy so ugly none of my four medical degrees can figure out what's wrong with his teeth. Granted, Christina Aguilera looks like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister most of the time so I can maybe see her marrying down a little: But what in the world is up with the funny one from Friends somehow ending up with a girl as hot as Piper Perabo?? I'm all for over-achievement. Heck, my chick's ass in a pair of jeans can warp the very fabric of time and space and no way in a world of fairness and justice would she even know my name, but the &Delta(delta) between me and her and the &Delta(delta) between Matthew Perry and Piper Perabo is beyond even my extensive knowledge of physics - and any tape rule known to man. Matthew Perry must be so large he is beyond hung like a horse ... horses want to be hung like him. If hot girls just want a guy to be funny to find him attractive, you all have to call me Brad Pitt McDreamy from now on.