Beware Health Mullahs Doing What Is Best For You - And Gay Neo-Nazis

Beware Health Mullahs Doing What Is Best For You - And Gay Neo-Nazis Oleg Cassini has died at 92. I have made a whole career out of using my "I am the Alpha and the Omega. But Cassini? That guy’s timeless" quote. Does this mean I have to move on to something else? More women die from taking abortion pill. This scares the bejeezus out of me. Without easy access to abortions, I might have to start thinking about using birth control. And that would make me a bad Catholic. Luckily, studies show having abortions at home is safe so I got no dog in that whole Roe v. Wade fight. The guy in charge of the New York St. Patrick's Day Parade brought on some controversy when he stated that gay people are like neo-nazis. Now, I don't care where most of you come down on the gay/not-gay thing because when I need interior decorating, I am sure as heckfire getting it and I don't give a hoot if it's a guy wearing Dolce & Gabbana ( definitely gay ) or a girl wearing Prada ( definitely overcharging me.) So let's examine this scientifically, because I don't think his analogy holds up. Nazis dressed well, didn't think much of women and enjoyed marching. But gays ... oh, hey, wait a minute ... Fundamentalist health mullahs have banned smoking everywhere. In the mid-east? No, California, which is like Iran (well, if you're a Republican) only with better silicone implants. Injuns sue Steven Spielberg over a bad haircut. How do these people know what their hair was like a few hundred years ago anyway, since they never learned to write? And why do they care about something so trivial in a movie? They should feel lucky anyone remembers them at all. Let's face it, if you still hadn't learned how to write after about 2000 BC your culture deserved to get steamrolled by helpful Europeans with a trunk full of shiny beads. I guess 'injuns' in my little blurb wasn't very Politically Correct. I apologize. I meant to write 'native injuns.' There. The endorsement for Audi: This guy crashed his car, it looks like this, and he lived. Finally, laugh along with me at the questionable mental health of a man who lops off his own penis to try and keep from being arrested. I almost did that once, but only because Kirsten Dunst was trying to steal me from Vitamin C. Musicals used to be cool, like when Fred Astaire made them. Men went to see them, women went to see them. Then they became kinda gay. Which musical officially made them gay enough that men stopped going? Take the poll to the left.