Christina Aguilera Gets Married, Gives Hope To Ugly Guys Everywhere
Okay, she got married and actually looks pretty good here, but what woman doesn't on her wedding day?
Yet look at the guy she married. Dude, you can shave on your wedding day. What this really does is reaffirm the advice I have given to women countless times: DATE UGLY MEN. They try harder.
I mean, look at this guy. I have five medical degrees and I still can't figure out what's wrong with his teeth.