Girls Give Hope To Ugly Guys Part II
First, Christina Aguilera got married and gave hope to ugly guys everywhere, and I was okay with that. But now Lost star Evangeline Lilly has gotten engaged to a Hobbit.
What's the point of doing all this work to look like ... well, me ... when squeaky little British guys can get women who look like this:
Generally speaking, her man-like body creeps me out but for him that's still pretty good. Now, I just learned about this yesterday and scientists say that January 23rd is the most depressing day of the year. So maybe Evangeline is suffering from low self esteem.
She's Canadian, which explains it. This Canadian guy wrote 3700 love letters to some Belgian girl he met on a trip so he is absolutely convinced the world is ending tomorrow and he can never find another girl. Yeah, he wrote to thousands of women in Belgium.That, my friends, is low self-esteem.