How To Make Brokeback Mountain A Lot Funnier Disclaimer: I haven't seen this movie and I probably won't. Mostly because pretentious Hollywood types will give it an Academy Award for taking an American macho icon and making him gay - we know cowboys can be gay, we saw the Village People video. We don't need it thrown up in our faces so you people can make a buck. One time I was visiting my best friend in Montana and he made a gay comment about my impeccable attire and I even said to him, "I promise you, a lot more gay guys dress like you than like me." So, having disclosed that I haven't seen it and probably won't because of its attention for the wrong reasons, I will still go out on a limb and say I bet it probably isn't very funny. In fact, probably the only funny thing about the movie is me saying, after I saw a clip from it, "I cain't quit you ( insert name here )" in my best cowboy twang. To everyone I know. Over and over. With that out of the way, I can tell you the good thing about a movie like that is it will inspire a parody like this. Try not to fall off of your chair laughing. I defy you. And in case Tim is in Montana reading this and feeling all homophobic, he can have this heterosexuality-rejuvenating cowboy image: