Desperate Housewives Revisited
It's no secret that I think Felicity Huffman is a drag queen but that Marcia Cross is surprisingly hot. Teri Hatcher may look like Medusa once in a while, but she is hot in pretty much everything except Tomorrow Never Dies and she most especially looked hot in Seinfeld.
However, let's give a special endorsement for the notion that sometimes you just gotta mix it up and see what sticks. Like Eva Longoria. If you examine closely she is short, her hair is sorta clunky and she has a big head. But somehow when you put it all together, good things happen. On tonight's Desperate Housewives episode she saunters around in her underwear for an entire scene and she looked so amazing I think my kidney burst. Or had a transplant. Or whatever kidneys do. Anyway, her hotness was that powerful. But you all know I am not much for short brunettes. Or brunettes. Or short anythings. So I figured I needed to sleuth her a bit and find out if she had some redeeming quality that would tip the scales in her favor, like she was secretly a superhero or she had a fetish for physics gurus.
Lo and behold I discover this statement from a Cosmopolitan magazine article in which she revealed that her favorite gift to all of her hot friends is vibrators. That's right, Eva Longoria, hot friends and vibrators.
So now I have a newfound respect for Eva and I have given her my coveted Science Star Award.