The Gay Mafia Is After Me! David Ovitz is in fear for his life. Or his reputation. Or both. Either way, he is ruined and he knows why. The Gay Mafia was out to get him. I was always told that it was the Jews who ran the media. Now it's homosexual Italians? Can someone hand me a scorecard to keep this all straight? Get it? "Straight?" No one is shocked at the allegation. Even Barry Diller only said, "You're not serious. Wow. He said that on record? Wow...Wow. I'm stunned. I'm stunned." No one said the concept was ludicrous. Like this surprises anyone. Did they not see Batman & Robin?