Some Achievments Are Too Important Not To Mention I told you Friday the 13th would be a lucky day. First, I got a laugh out of the idea that the American military spent a million dollars training me to be an Army officer when it turns out all we needed to defeat the Soviets was to bomb their vodka factories. But that wasn't even the best part. It's always fun to learn that an angry Sienna Miller, not exactly the most stable of Hollywood b-list actresses on her best day, has threatened the Nanny that Jude Law cheated on her with -- reaffirming her position as the hottest crazy lady around. And I do love me some crazy ladies. Then I re-discovered this Alizee video in my saves folder. Because the girl can actually sing and has an unnatural fixation with showing her underwear to strangers, which is entertaining all on its own. Oddly, I'd have dumped her in a minute for doing that if I could ever have brought myself to liking someone that young. Welcome to the world of men.