Apparently There Was An Awards Show I'll tell you right up front I have no idea what the People's Choice Awards are and I have never seen it, but Jesus H. Double-Barrelled Christ I am going to download more pictures from it. I don't care how dumb she is -- and apparently she is quite dumb -- if Jessica Simpson will dress up in that outfit and put that cool Captain America looking thing in the background, she can call my penis Chicken of the Sea for all I care. But enough about the confusion Jessica Simpson's simultaneous stupidity and hotness causes to my penis. Feist has announced tour dates for North America and I am keen on attending. In useless information you currently don't care about, there will be a sequel to the rather crappy Ashton Kutcher movie "The Butterfly Effect." But why should you care? Because it has Erica Durance, which is apparently the real name of the girl who plays Lois Lane on "Smallville" and she pretty much looks like this: Note the red, white and blue symbology that caught my eye again. Jessica Simpson with a Captain America shield and all-American icon Superman's girlfriend in a star-spangled yummy outfit. It's going to be a great Friday the 13th.