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Woman Irked Hitman Fails, So She Calls Police



Woman Irked Hitman Fails, So She Calls Police



As if getting a hitman from the want ads in Soldier of Fortune weren't enough, this assclown Japanese lady adds to her ridiculous tale by complaining when he fails to complete the job.

The 32-year-old Tokyo woman was arrested Wednesday for incitement to murder, the Daily Yomiuri newspaper said Friday.

The woman contacted a private detective through a Web site last November and paid him 1 million yen in cash to murder her love rival, the paper said.

The 40-year-old detective accepted the money and suggested he could carry out the job by chasing the victim on a motorcycle and spraying her with a biological agent in a tunnel.

Police also arrested the private detective and found the alleged target safe and well, the paper said.

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